Simon wrote:
> Why do dogs like to eat human turds?
>
> Once, when I was about seven, I was out walking my dog when I suddenly
> needed to lay a brick, so I nipped into a secluded school doorway and
> dropped a huge, long curly one. I was then amazed to see that my dog
> proceeded to wolf it down and then licked his chops!
>
> So, why do dogs like to eat human shit?
>
>
He would have been well at home, with the tramp I saw crapping his pants
in Wolverhampton city centre. He was standing half crouched, with his
trousers half way down is arse, the shit coming up and over his belt,
then trickling down the outside of his trousers. A glorious sight to
behold!!!!
You don't get many cities where you can see a tramp crapping his own
trousers !
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