"Mike_B" wrote in message
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> In message
> , Meta
> writes
>>On Mar 25, 11:59 pm, Old Jinglebollocks
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Meta, would you consider giving Mike therapy to reaffirm his
>>> masculinity, to compensate him for the toxic shame his mother put into
>>> him? You would not be betraying your husband, as you would be acting
>>> purely in your professional capacity as Mike's therapist. Words from a
>>> therapist don't really have any effect on a patient such as Mike, but
>>> if you give him your *Masculinity Reaffirmation Therapy* by massaging
>>> his scrotum and fondling his testicles between your fingers for
>>> several minutes, looking lovingly into Mike's eyes, in your
>>> professional capacity as his therapist, to reaffirm his masculinity
>>> and to correct the toxic shame his mother put into him regarding his
>>> testicles...... also stroke his anus gently with your finger, while
>>> looking into his eyes, to dissipate the toxic shame his mother put
>>> into him regarding his anus..... I think this would work wonders for
>>> Mike, and he might shut up and direct his energies and his
>>> considerable talents into constructive channels.
>>
>>Mr. Bollocks! You're sounding rather like a pimp to me! I will not
>>whore myself out to strangers! What Mr. Corely needs is someone to
>>understand him and listen to him. If he wanted . he could simply go
>>to a prostitute. I'm trying to get to the crux of the problem with
>>Mike, which appears to be the M15 Horror Fags invading his privacy
>>when he is in his home and therefore causing him to take sleeping
>>pills constantly. This is certainly not healthy, and I'm sure Mike
>>would like to be free of the Horror Fags while he is in the privacy of
>>his home. I think what may have to be done is a full investigation of
>>Mr.Corley's home. Would you be willing to do that, Mr. Bollocks? ---
>>Meta
>>
>
> As a matter of idle interest, what would you hope to have revealed to you
> in such an investigation of his home? You are surely not expecting to find
> MI5 mind-control devices?
Well they don't hide them as well as they used to - cutbacks in the defense
and security service budgets have severely reduced the quality and quantity
of basic training given to new mind-control operators.
PDR
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