On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:00:09 +0100, "PDR"
wrote:
>
>"Mike_B" wrote in message
>news:KJ+2jGmYt96HFwGq@localhosts.net...
>> In message
>> , Meta
>> writes
>>>On Mar 25, 11:59 pm, Old Jinglebollocks
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Meta, would you consider giving Mike therapy to reaffirm his
>>>> masculinity, to compensate him for the toxic shame his mother put into
>>>> him? You would not be betraying your husband, as you would be acting
>>>> purely in your professional capacity as Mike's therapist. Words from a
>>>> therapist don't really have any effect on a patient such as Mike, but
>>>> if you give him your *Masculinity Reaffirmation Therapy* by massaging
>>>> his scrotum and fondling his testicles between your fingers for
>>>> several minutes, looking lovingly into Mike's eyes, in your
>>>> professional capacity as his therapist, to reaffirm his masculinity
>>>> and to correct the toxic shame his mother put into him regarding his
>>>> testicles...... also stroke his anus gently with your finger, while
>>>> looking into his eyes, to dissipate the toxic shame his mother put
>>>> into him regarding his anus..... I think this would work wonders for
>>>> Mike, and he might shut up and direct his energies and his
>>>> considerable talents into constructive channels.
>>>
>>>Mr. Bollocks! You're sounding rather like a pimp to me! I will not
>>>whore myself out to strangers! What Mr. Corely needs is someone to
>>>understand him and listen to him. If he wanted . he could simply go
>>>to a prostitute. I'm trying to get to the crux of the problem with
>>>Mike, which appears to be the M15 Horror Fags invading his privacy
>>>when he is in his home and therefore causing him to take sleeping
>>>pills constantly. This is certainly not healthy, and I'm sure Mike
>>>would like to be free of the Horror Fags while he is in the privacy of
>>>his home. I think what may have to be done is a full investigation of
>>>Mr.Corley's home. Would you be willing to do that, Mr. Bollocks? ---
>>>Meta
>>>
>>
>> As a matter of idle interest, what would you hope to have revealed to you
>> in such an investigation of his home? You are surely not expecting to find
>> MI5 mind-control devices?
>
>Well they don't hide them as well as they used to - cutbacks in the defense
>and security service budgets have severely reduced the quality and quantity
>of basic training given to new mind-control operators.
>
"Cutbacks in defence" is true but the security services have never had
it so good. If such a thing exists then UKs mind control would be the
best in the world.
>PDR
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