"Joe Lee" wrote in message
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> "habshi" wrote in message
> news:4820d3ee.2304656@news.clara.net...
>> Recently was the target of an attempted burglary.
>> So the police came and gave me this smart water and a gun to shoot
>> next time (just kidding!) .
>> The chemical solution is specially made for each house , and
>> you smear a bit of it in the nooks of your electronic or valuable
>> product and put a marked with 'smart water' sticker on it.
>> The thief cant sell it , as the dealers will shine uv light on
>> it , and if it is discovered in his house a look at the smart water
>> bit lifted like a finger print , shows where it has been stolen from.
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> Well yes that's the theory but when the tea leaf sells the stuff to "a geezer
> in the pub" (& there's an awful lot of otherwise honest people who are happy
> not to ask too many questions when they're being offerred a bargain), then the
> 'system' breaks down.
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>> Phone the police to get yours now.
>>
>> http://www.smartwater.com/
>>
>> SmartWater is a colourless liquid solution that is simply
>> dabbed onto the uneven surfaces of your valuables.
>>
>> It can be used to code all sorts of items such as jewellery,
>> ornaments, electrical items and even your motor vehicle. Each bottle
>> contains a unique chemical ‘code’ which is registered to you –
>> conclusively proving ownership. It cannot be easily seen by the naked
>> eye and is almost impossible to remove. The liquid glows under
>> ultraviolet light making it easy for the Police to detect.
>>
>> The Police use it in undercover operations to catch and convict
>> criminals. Criminals know about SmartWater and fear its power to
>> forensically link them with the scene of a crime.
>>
>> So, by coding your valuables and displaying the SmartWater deterrent
>> signs, you are sending out a powerful warning to any thieves and
>> burglars operating in your area
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> Apparently ecclesiastical Insurers are giving smart water away to churches so
> that it can be sprinkled on the lead on the roofs due to the increasing number
> of thefts as scrap lead is worth so much now.
So the Holy Water didn't work, then?
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