On 09 May 2008 14:46:37 GMT, fburton@nyx.net (Francis Burton) wrote:
>>I once had a nosey neighbour. I used to find strange and unusual ways
>>to behave while she was watching.
>For example?? :-)
On one occasion when I saw that she was watching me intently through
her curtains while I mowed the lawn, I carried an arm chair, a table
lamp and a coffee table into the garden, carefully placing them with
the mower in the centre as if their exact position was very important.
I then walked around them 3 times, stopped, shifted the lamp a
fraction, walked around them 3 times in the other direction, went
indoors and came out wearing a dinner jacket but no shirt, walked
slowly around the items once again crouching down every now & again
and then took them all back indoors and finished mowing the lawn.
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Cynic
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