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Cynic wrote:
>>>I once had a nosey neighbour. I used to find strange and unusual ways
>>>to behave while she was watching.
>
>>For example?? :-)
>
>On one occasion when I saw that she was watching me intently through
>her curtains while I mowed the lawn, I carried an arm chair, a table
>lamp and a coffee table into the garden, carefully placing them with
>the mower in the centre as if their exact position was very important.
>I then walked around them 3 times, stopped, shifted the lamp a
>fraction, walked around them 3 times in the other direction, went
>indoors and came out wearing a dinner jacket but no shirt, walked
>slowly around the items once again crouching down every now & again
>and then took them all back indoors and finished mowing the lawn.
Widdershins *and* deosil? That IS weird. ;-)
Francis |