On 09 May 2008 16:37:51 GMT, fburton@nyx.net (Francis Burton) wrote:
>In article ,
>Cynic wrote:
>>>>I once had a nosey neighbour. I used to find strange and unusual ways
>>>>to behave while she was watching.
>>
>>>For example?? :-)
>>
>>On one occasion when I saw that she was watching me intently through
>>her curtains while I mowed the lawn, I carried an arm chair, a table
>>lamp and a coffee table into the garden, carefully placing them with
>>the mower in the centre as if their exact position was very important.
>>I then walked around them 3 times, stopped, shifted the lamp a
>>fraction, walked around them 3 times in the other direction, went
>>indoors and came out wearing a dinner jacket but no shirt, walked
>>slowly around the items once again crouching down every now & again
>>and then took them all back indoors and finished mowing the lawn.
>
>Widdershins *and* deosil? That IS weird. ;-)
But not at the same time - which would have been even more weird.
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Cynic
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