On 10 May, 00:52, frediesm...@googlemail.com wrote:
> On May 10, 3:32=A0am, thedarkman wrote:
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> > Hmm, did anyone notice that Mr O'Gara has been ordered to pay a police
> > officer 50 grand after libelling him?
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> > Give you one guess what this sad case was about.
>
> Go on, bet he hasnt paid him yet.
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THE GOOD SHIP VENUS
(shortened version / there are many alternative lyrics to this title.)
'Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us;
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast a rampant penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
=46rom one place to another
The captain's daughter Charlotte,
Was born and bred a harlot,
Her thighs at night were lily white,
By morning they were scarlet.
The cabin boy was Kipper,
By Christ he was a nipper.
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.
The captain's lovely daughter
Dived in the deep sea water.
Delighted squeals came when some eels
Swam up her .ual quarters.
The cook his name was Freeman,
He was a dirty demon,
He fed the crew on menstrual stew
And hymens fried in semen
And when we reached our station,
Through skillful navigation,
The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk,
=46rom too much fornication.
(There are many alternative versions of this song.)
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