(not quite so) Fat Sam wrote:
> Andy wrote:
>> wrote in message
>> news:203d50f9-e3c4-493e-aeb6-e2c25283fa6f@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>>> On 10 May, 15:54, "James" wrote:
>>>
>>>> Advice welcomed.
>>>
>>> Cameras - Lots of them! The deterent factor
>>> usually works.
>>>
>>
>> Cameras are no good if they are wearing base ball caps. Putting up
>> overt cameras would seem like a defensive move and these people would
>> see it as backing down.
>>
>> Have your own party and invite some of your big mates and crank the
>> music up so the chavs will notice them. Play them at their own game.
>
> Or, to further develop this idea.
> Have your own party and invite some of your big mates.
> Then invite the chavs in to your party, tell them there's a fridge
> full of white lightning chemical cider.
> Then once they're in the house, lock the door and then you and your
> burly mates kick seven shates of shite out of the little bastards.
> When the police arrive, your story is that you and your mates arrived
> home at your house to watch the football on telly,
Make sure you do this on a night when there actually is a footy match on.
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