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Subject: "The cheques in the post" and other excuses Posted on: Tue, 13 May 2008 09:38:28 +0000 (UTC)

I have a friend that runs a debt collection business. He tells me that
in his 20 years in the business he's heard every excuse for delayed or
non payment that there is. I'm not sure that's right so I'd like your
help to prove him wrong. Please help me compile a *large* list of
excuses. Here's a couple to get started, see what you can add to them.

The cheque's in the post
The director is on holiday
Our credit controller is sick
Funds will be available next (chose any)day
There was a query with the invoice
Your bill got put in the wrong file



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Mike Hughes
A Taxi driver licensed for London and Brighton
at home in Tarring, West Sus., England